If my mouth doesn't smile, I'm a word no one ever wants to say.
  • skankmcmeow:

    it’S OCTOBER

    (via otteroftheworld)

  • ashtoniws:

    ottermatopoeia:

    mattniskanenseyebrows:

    OCTOBER IS NEXT WEEK

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    OCTOBER IS THIS WEEK
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    OCTOBER IS TOMORROW

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    (via planetaryprincess)

  • lizawithazed:

    sometimes you see a pun so artfully constructed you just have to stand back in awe.

    (Source: iraffiruse, via befearless73)

  • summary of my life in one sentence

    (Source: siriussmarlene, via bookoisseur)

  • What does this mean? Is Paris more subversive than all y’all biches?

    (Source: tibets, via artschoolradio)

  • kaible:

    "He’s behind me making that fucking face again. I don’t even have to turn around to know it. God damn it. I hate that goddamned stupid face he makes. God fucking damnit."

    (Source: kagonekoshiro.blog86.fc2.com, via keyhole-peeker)

  • itscalledfashionlookitup:

    When people compare the greatness that is The Simpsons to other animated shows like Family Guy it makes me want to set myself on fire

    (Source: sandandglass, via recoveryturtle)